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It's been 8760 days since I first opened my eyes.
That's a whopping 210,240 hours spent using this planet's oxygen supply.
Of that total, I've probably spent half (105,120 hours) sleeping.
A quarter of that (52,260 hours) I spent eating.
The other part (52,256 hours) I spent dreaming I was anyone else but me (like maybe a rock star or a film star or a soldier or a policeman or a pilot).
The remaining 4 hours I spent stuck in this blessed toilet of my new home because the MF-ing door keeps jamming up on me.
Here's to another eventful 210,240 hours of my life!
That's a whopping 210,240 hours spent using this planet's oxygen supply.
Of that total, I've probably spent half (105,120 hours) sleeping.
A quarter of that (52,260 hours) I spent eating.
The other part (52,256 hours) I spent dreaming I was anyone else but me (like maybe a rock star or a film star or a soldier or a policeman or a pilot).
The remaining 4 hours I spent stuck in this blessed toilet of my new home because the MF-ing door keeps jamming up on me.
Here's to another eventful 210,240 hours of my life!
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