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The funniest thing happened yesterday.

I got stuck in the bathroom for an hour.

Somehow or the other, the lock jammed itself and I couldn't get out no matter how I turned the knob.

So I tried kicking the door, but that didn't quite work because the door swung open the opposite way. Instead, the door's paintwork came off.

Tried bashing the knob open with my fists instead. That worked after a while.

Of course, my hands hurt like shit now. That's to be expected when you batter a doorknob into submission. Cuts and bruises all over the place, but hey, at least I'm out of the bathroom, aye?